It’s Cuffing Season…
And all the girls are leaving to get dogged by the first male creature that’s sacrificed out of the tinder lineup.
The nights get colder (and lonelier) the leaves change (and so do our standards) -ladies, it’s officially that time of year. Why are we all compelled to throw self-worth out the window of a beat-up Chevy Silverado picking us up at 2am? Let’s take the wheel and lead our love life’s with integrity. Don’t settle for less than the zsa zsa zsu.
I’ve broken it down - here is my official Cuffing Calendar:
We are really only “freed” from the dense shackles of men during Hot Girl Summer and after that high ends, we regress to the remaining (disappointing) 3 seasons of men.
We are living through the resurgence of girlhood and we need to embrace it!! After all, womanhood is defined by cycles and phases. Instead of a monthly cycle let’s look at a yearly cycle. Time to be content with ourselves.
I introduce to you - the Contentment Calendar:
Did I mention? The unfortunate reality - seasons change, as do people. Take it day by day, week by week, or month by month.